I got lost

I am an excellent driver, don't get me wrong. But I could not find my butt if I were given a map of the area. This tragedy was proven on my way to a job interview, (lucky me!) I got off the highway and POOF!    I didn't know left from right, north from south, up from down! Luckily I had left early, but I would have traded the extra time for correct directions any day! Maybe not... I think it's kind of a wash when you think about it... So I'm driving in my 'stuffy clothes' completely guessing where the heck I'm going. (and I swear, I must have a four-leaf clover growing in my __enter body part here__) Because I totally found the right place! The direction Google maps gave me were SO wrong! But I managed to blindly follow my instincts (usually a BAD idea ) and arrived on time! Whoo!

Quinn  -  1
Google Maps - 0

Now I hope I get the job!
-Q

I ate applesauce and had this thought

I have realized that I have a strange fascination with things that come in plastic cups and requires a spoon to eat. Like Jello, or Pudding, maybe Applesauce. I love that stuff.

I went tubing

Today was nice, I got up early and got some schtuff done. Then my friends came and picked me up to go tubing at Nordic! WHOO! The whole thing was totally epic, but there was one run that was BEYOND memorable! So, the guy at the top of the hill decided that the one run that I wanted to go down first on (we line up and hold on to each others tubes), He would suggest to my idiotic friends that we go down on our bellies! On average, you can get up to around 50 MPH going down the hill. THAT'S TERRIFYING WHEN YOU'RE ON  YOUR BELLY! So here we were at the top of the hill, holding on to each others legs, getting a face full of butt, ready for the ride of our lives. And off we go! There was nothing more terrifying than being three feet in the air on your belly while going 50 mph down a snowy hill. Eyes leaking, hat trying to fly off of my head, hearing the screams of my friends behind me. I came SO CLOSE to peeing myself. HONESTLY. I thought I was going to need to change my undies!For those of you who don't know, here's a pic of the tubing area. (I don't own the pic, I got it from google.)








Yeah... WWAAAYY up there is where we started.    And you can't see it in the picture, but about 50 feet behind there, sits a BIG dirt hill to stop people from becoming road kill.                                                                                                       p
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We were probably still going around 10-15 mph when we reached that hill.   I went u             first, followed closely by my crazy companions, and for just a moment, I swear, time froze. Froze like our toes, noses, and other parts I'm still trying to thaw. And for that moment, we all just looked at each other, eyes wide, mouths open, the look of "OH SHIT" painted on our faces, before swiftly being piled at the bottom of the hill. Tubes and bodies collided in a massive bruised pile.                           IT   WAS                EPIC.
We all survived, and didn't need to change my undies.
Worth every terrifying penny.
stay cool ( I know I am!)
-Q

happy new year

My new year's resolutions are
-To try to do impossible things. Like turn coffee into a musical instrument. Or recreate the Mona Lisa using my feet and sharpies.
-Lose my voice for a full day and communicate like a gorilla.
-Finish a tube of chapstick
-Get a job that I don't hate and that pays in real money. (although I will take puppies for payment...)
-Publicly take credit for something when it's impossible that I had anything to do with it. (Niagara Falls, I made that possible.)
-Convince someone I'm famous. Get then to join my non-existent fan club.
-Move out of my parent's house and live in a crummy apartment.
-Regret that decision, but learn a hell of a lot from making that mistake.
-Cry while hanging upside down.
-Drive as far as I can until I run out of gas, Learn everything I can about the place where I wound up.
-Gain the trust of a wild animal. Preferably a bunny or a bird. (Nothing dangerous. I'm not THAT crazy!) (yes I am, I'm just too lazy to find a dangerous wild animal.)
-Write a story while in the dark. Like, can't see a damn thing dark. Preferably a scary story.
-Watch UP without crying.
-Get this blog popular.... It's possible. ... I'm Funny Dammit!

Happy New Year! Be safe, crazy, drunk, lovely, and Happy this year!
-Q