happy new year

My new year's resolutions are
-To try to do impossible things. Like turn coffee into a musical instrument. Or recreate the Mona Lisa using my feet and sharpies.
-Lose my voice for a full day and communicate like a gorilla.
-Finish a tube of chapstick
-Get a job that I don't hate and that pays in real money. (although I will take puppies for payment...)
-Publicly take credit for something when it's impossible that I had anything to do with it. (Niagara Falls, I made that possible.)
-Convince someone I'm famous. Get then to join my non-existent fan club.
-Move out of my parent's house and live in a crummy apartment.
-Regret that decision, but learn a hell of a lot from making that mistake.
-Cry while hanging upside down.
-Drive as far as I can until I run out of gas, Learn everything I can about the place where I wound up.
-Gain the trust of a wild animal. Preferably a bunny or a bird. (Nothing dangerous. I'm not THAT crazy!) (yes I am, I'm just too lazy to find a dangerous wild animal.)
-Write a story while in the dark. Like, can't see a damn thing dark. Preferably a scary story.
-Watch UP without crying.
-Get this blog popular.... It's possible. ... I'm Funny Dammit!

Happy New Year! Be safe, crazy, drunk, lovely, and Happy this year!
-Q