I didn't ask Amanda Palmer a question

OMG so, NOT FUNNY STORY.  The one hour that I do not have a facebook tab open, AMANDA PALMER (you know, the person that 100% inspired me to do EVERYTHING including SING and PLAY MUSIC and DREAM and BREATHE) post an "ask me anything!" on facebook and I missed it and she freaking ended it before i could jump on that!!! I am so beyond frustrated because I love her and ... URG!!! I cannot physically explain why I love her so much, because it doesn't make sense to ME. I never do the whole "starry eyed- star crazy" type thing. I'm never that person. But, hello Amanda Palmer!
ok. so that's not funny (unless you like my pain...  sadists....)
To make up for my rant here's a poem I wrote.
It's called "College"

College-
Do you want fat free,
Or free fat?



 Yeah that's it...


Here's another one.
It's called "Love"

Love-

I hate you

I wish you were dead

You deserve nothing but the worst

I hope you spontaneously burst into flames in your least favorite color.

Every breath you take should break a bone

You're a butt.

I hate you

But I will always love you more...

I write a lot of stupid poems...
I am working on a book though. It's a lot better than my poems too! (cue cheering) (not that it can get worse than my poems) It's about dreams. (and I'm writing one about teenage girls too. It's for my aunt and has a lot of humor in it. She has some pre-teens and I want to.... prepare her...)

That's all for now.
Sincerely
Amanda Palmer's #1 insane, poem writing, fan.