I dropped my bag

So funny story... I was walking back from a mid-study icecream run when I thought I saw my friend Tony, so naturally, being the friendly dipshit I am, I yell "TON-" but then I realize that it is in fact NOT him... And people are looking at me, and I'm standing there in a crowded area wide-eyed, mouth open and mid-shout, (I imagine I looked pretty ridiculous) so quickly I change the yell to "t-O-NO! I DROPPED MY BAG!" Now I'm getting really weird looks because I am CLEARLY still in possession of my bag. So I debate for half a second, (maybe longer, which allows for more strange looks and awkwardness to infiltrate my cool attitude) and come to a conclusion. I do the only natural thing in that situation, I loudly drop my bag on the ground, and stare at it in shock, as If it had just jumped from my hand. Now the entire area is looking at me acting absolutely stupid, And my arms are raised, shrugging at my bag as if to say 'why did you do this to me?' so I quickly lean over to pick up the bag and say toward the mass of people watching me "No worries citizens... I have my bag!" Then I RAN. I have never hauled ass as fast as that moment. ... Basically how awkward I am everyday...